User:Shabidoo/Zombo

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Zombo is a website inserted into the internet when people first started interneting. The site is one web-page page and is accessed by typing the website address and hitting enter.

Early websurfers noted that clicking the stop button before the web-page fully loaded resulted in an incomplete viewing of the website.

The most common internet-protocol-clients used then were Netscape, AOL and Opera which where commonly used in the 90s to search web pages that surfers wanted to see.

For users who don't know how to enter a website address they can simply go to yahoo and search there for Zombo. A search for Zombo will give a list of zombo.com and other sites that mention zombo and a few sights with the words zombe and zumbo which are included in case the surfer was searching for the other words but mistyped. The link to zombo.com is the third result on the fourth page of links. For users who know how to enter website addresses they need only type the website address and then go directly to the site.

Suffers also need a sound card that is your owncompatible with ones PC requirements and which is properly inter-hooked with any audio output device. The sound can be heard by putting on your headphones and plugging them into the sound jack or by turning on your speakers and raising the volume to a level that is both audible but not window breaking screetching.

Before the advent of social media surfers often stumbled upon the website or by hearing about it via friends. Common at the time was to send an email to a friend who might have been interested in seeing zombo.com. The user would open up the e-mailing client and then type a message about how cool zombo.com was and then intert a hyperlink which could be clicked on for convenient fast viewing of the website. The user had to enter their friends email address and hit send before their friend could read the email.