User:Shabidoo/Alpha centauri

Beginning

It took hundreds of generations of scientific endevour and sheer will power to produce the kind of momentum it took to reach the nearest solar system from earth. Once it was acomplished a small elegant ship filled with half a dozen earthling passengers embarked for Alpha Centauri. Around then, the Roman Empire was as distant as mythical to humans as was the twentieth century global democracy experiment. The world schism and lunar apocolypse was but a small chaptery in history columns and the Saturn moon race was laughed at for its primitive vehicles and its small and easy obsticles. "If you are going to crash then you should do it right and pulverise your own ship into your competitors" he remarked minutes before his Saturn ring race where he pulverised his ship into a seating stand of a million spectators.

After spending one year together traveling at giant speed with the help of recursive technology and atomic manipulation the ship arrived ready to discover several new planets and hopefully new life. They passed the time away by acting rather busy with regulations interspersed with games of simon says.

The first planet (the outer planet) was discovered first. It had a large amount of Cyanide in its atmosphere. It was the sixth planet in the solar system so it was logiclly named Alpha Centauri BBXTXXX654. As they passed from one planet to another they discovered that all of the planets were filled with giant levels of Cyanide, a cyanide so strong that even standing next to one molecule of it would instantly kill you and the people you were thinking about at that exact moment. After taking many measurements and filing data cubes, taking four dimentional art stills and sucking in samples of it's sun's hyper active solar radiation the crew decided to turn around and head back to earth, to what surely would be mass dissapointment and a loss of their basic privelges including the right to live.

Just as they were about to turn on the super mega quicky turbo speed, their instruiments picked up a faint buzzing noise, a primative form of radio waves coming from one of the planets. In it they heard an insessant music with some voice yelling words in a way that seemed scary. The captain took his finger off the super mega quicky turbo speed control and decided to investigate. They arrived at the third moon of Alph Centauri LLLJLL3653LLJ (the third planet for those of you who haven't studied basic identification science) and to their amazement discovered a small basic civilization with glass buildings, hydraulic propulsion and high band inter compupter communications.