User:Selbaby10
Hello, class. We will now begin section 1 of the Standard Achievement Test... Make sure to make heavy dark marks when filling in the bubbles of this portion of the test and only use a number 2 pencil. Do not look at any other sections of your answer document or testing booklet. Do not attempt to kill yourself instead of taking this test. You will have 15 seconds to complete this portion. Ready? Begin!
Section 1[edit | edit source]
Are people stupid? Why is it so much fun to milk people named Ann? Who is Mr. Flukty? Why is he in my bedroom with a turkey and a popsicle stick? Why am I obsessed with shoving things in people's faces? Why do I have friends that suck? My finger's smell like crayons... Why is this? Why are my questions stupid? Am I stupid? OW! Do you like to poke people in the eyes? What would happen if you did? What would Jesus do?
Time's up[edit | edit source]
You failed miserably and will grow up poor and alone. Now, listen to the ranting of this article's author:
I HAVE MORE QUESTIONS THAN HAIRS ON ROSIE O'DONNEL'S LEGS!! That was in all-caps just to piss the Canadians off. The story of my life is total randomess and confusion. I continuously ask the same questions over and over again because I will never fully understand the concepts of life. I will never be right, except on knowing the fact that I am always wrong. Would you like to purchase some cookies to help raise money for my basketball team? No way am I going to spend it all on drugs! Seriously!