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Mars Bitches[edit | edit source]

"Ah man, I don't know how I feel about green bitches"

~SatanGodzilla on Mars Bitches

Mars Bitches or 'green cats' or space girls' have become man's best friend, leaving the pets, 'dogs' inferior. They came from a distant planet that is sometimes reffered to as 'Mars'. Ever since the 1980's, people have been falling in love with our new visitors. They are the best at cooking, cleaning, and anything else Earth females ever did for men. of course also making them as inferior as the dog. Now in the year 2032, nine out of ten house holds has one or more space bitches in it, even kids have their own space bitches.

Uses[edit | edit source]

Mars Bitches can do almost anything due to their amazing strength and ability to follow directions, unlike normal Girls.