User:SageTheSite

Simply put, if Uncyclopedia was a cartoon character, it would be Milhouse. They both sadly think they're hilarious, important and feel they should be taken more seriously yet everyone is too busy to point and laugh at them. Now that you have a basic sense of what to write about you should try to understand what goes in these articles rather than just keyboard smashing. You'll also have to know the fundamental equation that goes with every Uncylopedic article: Random gibberish - Humor - Effort + Stupidity (admin dick sucking)= Featured Article.