User:SIGINT
SHITE. BAN FROM SITE ON SIGHT.
SIGINT is a notorious troll, troublemaker, vandal and all-round Internet terrorist. Do not allow this freak to edit your wiki or post on your blog or forum.
SIGINT operates in deep cover, generally posing as a fanatical supporter of each site he joins.
Deep Trolling[edit | edit source]
On Conservapedia, he maintains thousands of articles, all of which epitomise his religious philosophy of deep trolling: trolling so sophisticated that it is indistinguishable from the actual thoughts of very stupid people. SIGINT has infiltrated the upper echelons of Conservapedia by writing dozens of articles on things that the GAYS are to blame for. These include bird flu, the Holocaust, drugs, domestic violence, MRSA, pig flu, vegetarians, socialism, Islam and Stephen Colbert. At the same time, SIGINT refuses to create user accounts for anyone who isn't a red-blooded white male American Christian, as this is Conservapedia's unstated (but all too obvious) policy. SIGINT will revert your Conservatrolling unless it is very clever and subtle, in which case he will probably just fix up your spelling and grammar.
Works[edit | edit source]
Under a pseudonym, SIGINT writes editorials for the Daily Mail, the first British daily newspaper other than the Guardian to be written by trolls and entirely filled with troll articles.
To date, SIGINT's finest work is the entire "furry" community, which he initiated as a Usenet prank in 1985. Horrifyingly, it spiralled completely out of control as literally dozens took it seriously. Fortunately, he will probably be best remembered as the inspiration for Godwin's Law.
Netcraft confirms that 22% of the posts on Slashdot are actually written by SIGINT.
By posing as a fanatical free software advocate, SIGINT even trolled his way into the Linux kernel and can be activated at any time by pressing Control-C.
Personal Heroes[edit | edit source]
SIGINT admires Elrond Hubbard, Richard Dawkins, Ayn Rand, Karl Marx and Jesus, who he regards as history's greatest trolls.
Wanking Area[edit | edit source]
- Pay no attention to the used tissues.
- 9/10 (She looks amazing. If you are rude about this girl it's because you don't like boobs. You are probably either female or broken.)
- 9/10 (Somebody else who linked to this picture was taking the piss! For shame!)
- 10/10 (Pole dance hell? The hell you say! Pole dance heaven more like. Mmm hmm, if that's not worth $20 I don't know what is.)
Anti-Wanking Area[edit | edit source]
- Pay no attention to the bitter taste of failure and the all-pervading odor of broken dreams.
- 0/10 Piercings? Oh God -- why? Why do people do this? Needs less piercings. If you want to be properly goth, try using heroin. Don't fake it by putting metal in your face and dyeing your hair badly.
- -99/10 Piercings, facial hair and an emo fringe! It is a trifecta of fail.