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The Renaissance: The Grits of Change[edit | edit source]

The Middle Ages slimpared to a halt.

The renasence bolted in from the blue
• Life reeked with joy.
Italy became robust, and more individuals felt the value of their human being.
• It became sheik to be educated

Thomas More put the capitol "H" in Humanism. Erasmus wrote the New Testament. Chamber music was composed for groups of viles. Women, however, were required to display their art ominously.

Renaissance merchants were beutiful and almost lifelike.They enriched themselves by planting wool and selling it for clothing. They increased these profets by paying interest to

people who borrowed money from them. This produced even more grits for the mills of change.

Machiavellit, who was often unemployed, wrote The Prince to get a job with Richard Nixon. 
  
Henry VIII divorced his original wife, who had becomed old and impregnable. Elizabeth I was eventually the daughter of Henry the Ate. Mother to Elizabeth was Ann Beau Lynne, wife

of the moment to Henry VIII.

As Queen, Elizabeth the First was the foremost monarch of the Elizabethanean Era. In 1588 she calmed her soldiers by assuring them that she shared a stomach with her father.
The invention of the sex tent helped to determine place and orientation at sea
Explorers went to look for trade roots. Ships were microscopically small and suffered bequalment if they could not make enough wind.