User:Robot569

Robot569 is a Uncyclopedian which needs to learn how to write funny articles. Can someone teach him by talking to him nd telling him stories of articles which died?

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

This user loves to play the drums, and usually hangs out with musicians.

This user plays the violin, because they believe it makes them better than Chopin.