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Halloween H20(work in progress) <<construction>>
Based on the apostle mathew's best selling novels, "i wanna kill dat bitch" and "micheal, a man with a dream", it is clear to see the passion of that the man has for his beloved characters, but what i plan to do is answer these simple questions certain questios, i bid to uncover the real story behind micheal myers.
WHO WAS MICHEAL MYERS?
A crazy bastard thats what!he was said to have been born in the peaceful city of bethlehem, in a stable, when three sexy male strippers came to celebrate the birth of their favourate customers child. Micheal myers, was based on a close friend of mathews, they did everything together, EVERYTHING! it is hard to see from he films, but micheal was actually quite a gentle lover, famous for his special skill of nasal sex, not to agrresive, not to soft, but just the right amount of domination any man, woman, or child in many cases needed 2000 years ago. Micheal was born into a family of 3, he was the youngest, his parents were both older. His father was a member of the high priests(the secret ninja core) his father a well respected preacher/ entertainer by night, he treated young micheal well as he tought him how to drown lepes with only using his teeth, how to live of the land, how to take advantage of a vulnerable young stranger, you know, ninja stuff . Micheal never met his mother. She left before he was born, taking his favourate choo choo train toy, buckaroo, scrabble and who could forget the old family favourate scene it. This was the begining of the end for micheals happy ways
THE MOVIE
Micheals iconic mask, said by the producer to be a hockey mask spray painted white, wasnt actually a mask, micheal had a very high white blood cell count, wich would explain his white appearance, but also explains why the fuck he never dies, if a knife enters mcheals body, it is immeadiatly and eroticly attacked and violated by micheals white blood cells(who are also tiny ninjas) leaving the knife with no option but to retreat back to his slimey lair.
in the first movie we see michael stalking and killing teenage babysitters, this dates back to when the monkey ninja's(arch enemies of the high priests ninja core) captured michael way back 2000 years ago, cut off his penis and replaced it with a knife, he also had a fetish for teenage baby sitters, so every time he had sex with a teenage babysitter, he was accidently stabbing them with his knife penis. I know what your thinkin, what did he do to the dead bodies, yeah, YEAH!no, he didnt do that, he just drank their period blood