User:Ritwiknandakumar
'I Can't Believe Your Reading This[edit | edit source]
Ritwik Nandakumar(Figure out how to pronounce it yourself) was believed to be a highly gifted 'PERSON'.This was due to the fact that no one was able to decipher exactly if he was a boy or a girl when he was introduced to life.After close examination and numerous microscopes later, the doctors, albeit with some apprehension decided it was a boy, using the formula (where G is gender)
Early Life and Puberty[edit | edit source]
"Oontz Oontz baby" was all he said and gradually it became a sensation, so much so that these words were used as the title of a hit song Uhntiss Uhntiss
Although Ritwik 'petrol' Nandakumar was not entirely satisfied with the slight change in lyrics, he was given a heavy compensation by the record company. Ritwik then took the money and shoved it up his bottom.
Oh and he died a happy life..............what else did you expect?!?!?!???