User:Rainofterror/Rpg radiculopathy

The disease of the Pasty White WoW addicts

The Disease, in a Nutshell

A good example of some nuts.

This disease, which was discovered in 2003, with the creation of the video game, World of Warcraft, was brought to light by the geniuses at the XPlay studios. The neuological disease affects more than 10 million people world-wide, and their families. The disease is transfered through unsafe PvP, and can be prevented with the use of conDON'Ts, online condoms.

A Demographic of the disease. Red=Bad

1 in 4 people don't tell the people they PvP with they have htis terrible disease, which has contributed to the rate of contraction.

The disease causes nearsightedness, blindness, loss of color in the skin, and the worst symptom, RolePlayingwhich hascaused the death of many nubs, scrubs, noobs, nooblets, noobles, and pasty white computer geeks.

The symptoms

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Testing

This is a simple test to see if you are infected:

1. Do you crit for more than 3000?

2. Have you forgotten what sunlight looks like?

3. Did you get an xbox 360 before Bill Gates?

4. Did you have sexual relationships with that level 69 night elf rouge?

5. Is your power lever over 9000?

6. Can you read this: 1f y0u (4n (|34r|y r34d 7h15, 7h3n y0u 4r3 8r0848|y 1nf3(73d

7. or this?: 01101001 01100110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100011 01101100 01100101 01100001 01110010 01101100 01111001 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101110 01100101 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00100000 01101000 01100101 01101100 01110000

If you answered "yes" to any of these, you should probably have yourself tested, along with anyone else you had sex with.

The Cure

The main cure for this disease is a drug called intervention. The way this works is to grab the diseased individual and inject him/her with 378Kg of prozac. Another known cure was invented in the 10th century by crazed christian monks. This involved cutting off the subjects genitalia, then either stabbing them, roasting them, or crucified them.

The first example of someone treated by the nuns.