User:Rainalot/UnNews:Swine flu

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15.07.2009

Fears about swine flu in Machynlleth, Whales

Paper mache pigs with swine flu have been seen running around the ancient clock tower of the Welsh market town Machynlleth, also known as Machen. They were coughing badly. Health officials warned about the possibilities of swine flu in the area which could spread as far as Aberystwyth. Now precautions have to be taken. It is said the rain or a visit with Aunt Myfanwy will cure the swine flu in any case.

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