User:Qwertyuiopee

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

About Qwertyuiopee[edit | edit source]

me on a recent photo shoot. ooh..! look how soft and tender the skin is, feel the juicy texture! grr...

Hi, my name is barry, i like long walks on the beach and caffeine-laden energy drinks sponsored by little-known sportspeople. I'm 5'9" and my favourite colours are yellow, green, magenta, #CC1100, and the colour of banana bread on the third day that nobody has touched it. I was directed to this interweb site by a co-worker, who, like me, didn't give a shit about actually working that day, and had already wasted his download limit on pornography. his name was simon, he likes fresh pineapple and nobel prize winners with fuzzy hair, isn't that cute??! but that's besides the point.

You are likely to be eaten by a grue.