User:Professor Fate/REE-tard
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“It's pronounced REE-tard. Now re-TARD, that's a verb. Hell, even I know that, and I'm a REE-tard.”
“Ah'm re-TARD.”
A REE-tard is a person with slooooooowed men-tal de-vel-op-ment. Originally bred as a source of amusement, retards have over the years come to dominate politics, business, academia, and the arts.
In politics[edit | edit source]
“Yup. Yup. Yup.”
In business[edit | edit source]
“Don't be evil. Leave that to us.”
“...And then you just say, 'Ten bucks says I miss this shot.'”
In academia[edit | edit source]
“See the happy REE-tard,
Doesn't give a damn.
Wish I was a REE-tard.
Egad! Perhaps I am.”
In the arts[edit | edit source]
“ret.”