User:Prehistory96/taxobox

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Velociraptor
Velociraptor 1.JPG
Scientific classification
KingdomMagnolia, whoops, i mean Mongolia
PhylumDeath Raptor
ClassDemonica
OrderOrder of Scary Things
FamilyIt will kill yours
GenusNot quite, but still very smart
Speciesannihilatian
Binomial name
NCC1701D
Specifications
Primary armamentPirahna fish
Secondary armamentThe Arbiter
Power supplyYour mum
Health500
ManaOver 9000
Strength750
Intelligence450
WeightVaries
LengthVaries
Special attackResistant to Australians.
Conservation status
Very Very Common