User:Potnoodles

Characters

Alberto Wesker

Main evil genius of the game he is a horny beast that enjoys going round ripping peoples brains out and then doing a 360 with their corpse

Fat Dom

The main character who kills zombies by sitting on them and produces so much pressure they get an orgasm and go beserk and kill themselves but ends up using a big piece 'of a French bread' and whack them over the head

Chuck Greene

Another character that is Fat Dom's accumplice who near the end of the story mode goes away with his daughter a slut that shags everybody. Chuck is pretty much awesome because he goes round the mall(main area in game)comboing weapons and picking out some awesome clothes. He is most know in the story because of his discovery of 'Nemisis' aka 'The Big Dildo Of Doom' where he loses his viginity too because Nemisis gets really horny A LOT!!!. Chuck's hobbies are finding Zombrex for his slut of a daughter Katy, killing zombies, finding clothes that don't fit, killing zombies, making combo weapons and killing zombies. Chuck can be an ass at times as he kills himself if you fuck up the ending altought it's for that slut of a daughter again.

Katy Greene

This whore is really fucking annoying but totally hot, she is Chucks adoptive daughter after her real parent's (who she finds to be Bin Laden and J-Lo out in Lego

Resident Evil 2 The Epic Fail Of A Come Back) she kills herself along with Chuck