User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/Cracktonhoboeat

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 Hobo Score: 47 Moves: 47


> eat hobo

The hobo kills you before you have a chance to eat him.


*** You've been flattened by a falling piano, de1337ed, and drownded! ***


Would you like to prove well-to-do, prove a baptised Subaru, or prove this Subaru of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):