User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/??

Zork Random

Mmm...	Score: 2	Moves: 2
> east You walk down the passageway to the east. You can't help but think about pie. Or is it pi? You're either hungry, or you have developed a sudden interest in maths. You come across a large title. > read title You've found the secret bonus version of Zork! You must have a lot of time on your hands. > Uhh...secret? It's listed at the bottom of the Game:Zork page. If you wanted to make it secret, you should have camouflaged it better. Okay, smartass, a million Grues suddenly appe-- > Never mind. Yeah, that's what I thought. Anyhoo... You're in the middle of a dungeon maze, at one end of the maze is a beach with hot chicks and studly studs, at the other is a message describing how you died followed by a link labeled "Start over". There are four paths to go from here: North, South, West, and up. There may or may not be a grue in the corner there, why don't you find out? Go north Go south Go east Go up Find out