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My date with Gino “slap me and call me a bitch” *back againPosted by: Pink latex : Category: Douchebags and assholesBettie: So I used to get wasted and call the party lines, that is where I met Gino..( a closeted gay “stylist” from the north end) Bettie: he seemed to be normal; I thought maybe he might be cool to get wasted with Bettie: So we go to a bar together and he starts droning on about I’m Italian and blah blah I cut hair and everyone thinks I’m gay, I’m not I mean I enjoy ass play and bears but I mean who doesn’t? He was a smarmy ballbag. Pink: still your bitch ass needed his closeted gay stylist greasy nuts…
Bettie: Gino loved his astrology and he was a Taurus so he was all about the what’s your sign? Pickup bullshitThinking well he is quirky and maybe just maybe he would be wicked cool and we could drink some frosty drinks and I could be his super hag, but ooooohhhhhh noo noooo noooooPink: well I mean RULE no1 never meet anyone from a chat line… loserPink: Everyone knows the lines are for Uber losers and old Haitians with no jobs still living with there baby mommas
Bettie: he had to ruin it with being a creepy submissive creep! (Later I thought I could have made him clean my house if I had played my cards right)
Bettie: so we went back to my place and he brought some (Boones farm) wine with him, now I was wasted already but I still needed the peach essence that was Boones to stop the dry heaving I was experiencing from looking at this hideous cockblock
I get up to go to the bathroom but when I came out of the potty, there he was with his large uncircumcised wang in his giant hands Bettie: So we start messing around and I was so not into it and then he says Please slap me and call me a bitch I can’t get off unless you slap me…. he kept begging me to do it with him and I was like um, I’m not really enjoying this, the flowing Boones farm is not helping I can not subject myself to this skankfest any longer… Bettie: i smoked American spirits and discussed religion with him for like an hour or two on the lines, hmm who woulda thought…wait um