User:Pieisfun1000

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It was late at night. Horny Penis, an African-American seventeen-year-old student at the Ballsucker Academy, was in his dorm room looking at pornography on the internet when he heard a knock on the door. "Who is it?" he called out. "Hervaginee." said the voice. It was Horny's friend, Hervaginee Granmatits. "Hervaginee, what are you doing in the boy's dorm..." Harry tried to say, but he noticed Hervaginee's breasts looked bigger than usual. "It's alright, Horny." she said, rubbing his shoulders. "What are you doing in the boy's dorm?" Horny whispered. "I came here for you, Horny." Hervaginee whispered back. She then started to pull off Horny's pants, and noticed he had an erection. "Hervaginee, I, uh..." Horny said. She then started to rub it with her white girl hands. "Damn, Hervaginee, you sure know how to work a black man." he said. "Well, I've gotten a little practice from Ronballs." she said. Ronballs Wombsley was Horny's best friend, and he was a white red-haired virgin. "Well, he's a cracker." Horny said, enjoying Hervaginee's white girl hands. She finally stood up and got undressed. "Let's do it, Horny." she said. Horny noticed her large breasts. "Damn, girl. Let's do it!" he said. They then had sexual intercourse, and after Hervaginee got dressed and immediately left the room, a look of shock on her face. She just cheated on her boyfriend with his best friend.