User:PeregrineFalcon999/High Tech Research Shows That This Page Will be Deleted!

It's a skull that shows this page will be killed, decimated, destroyed. It is not supposed to be funny, you dumbarse

MARS, Zexoplyhitis -- This article was once though to be decent, good and well written. It was once thought that it would be popular and well known. But no longer New research by Doctor Un. Cyclopedia shows startling results. Cyclopedia (first name: Unfunny) is a talented Uncyclopedia scientist and, using the Pee Reveiw, set about to find this article's funniness and goodliness. The results were startling (as i just said then).

Dr Cyclopedia found out this UnNews article actually sucks. Badly. But I guess you already knew that. It was rated a measly 500 000 stars. Sorry, forgot to add the 'minus' i at the start. -500 000. Pretty measly, if you ask me.

And yet, this article still stands. Why? It is a smart article. Already the Uncyclopedia 'Police' (as that group of shameless idiots call themselves) have been outwitted several times trying to huff it. Every time they place and ICU tag or try to tag it for deletion, it deletes the tag and runs off very quickly. Faster than me, even. But the Uncyclopedia 'Police' will catch it soon. very soon. Actually they're probably reaching for the delete button right now. So I guess it's goodbye now.

Uh... goodbye.

Publishers Note: This article is technically banned anyway because everything in it is true.