User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/Famicom Disk System

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TODO: Get some screenshots so I can align the text properly

[Nintendo logo goes here]
PLEASE SET DISK CARD

ERR.02  BATTERY

(stuff about changing the batteries, etc.) Is this section necessary?

NINTENDO (R)
FAMILY COMPUTER TM

(rest of copyright screen goes here)

(insert Uncyc logo here)

Uncyclopedia of Japan(?)
in association with Nintendo
Presents (...)

PLEASE SET  DISK 1 SIDE B

NOW LOADING...

(meat of article goes here)

(game has a boring cutscene here - brilliant prose needed)

Okay, I'm gonna be smart and change the disk side before it asks...

NOW LOADING...


ERR.07  SIDE A,B

(user fixes that mistake, then...)

(reset console)
NOW LOADING...

ERR. 27  DISK TROUBLE

SYSTEM A SPLODE !! (???)