User:Panther12

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Welcome[edit | edit source]

To this uninteractive journey into the world of insert name here.

Now, you've probably come here through the random page button on the sidebar, or you were hoping to gain a wonderful insightful understanding of his glorious divineship, insert name here. Well if either of these are true, then you've come to the right page!


Filler Topic[edit | edit source]

this area is completely pointless and I demand a refund!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


History[edit | edit source]

-In the early -64th century, a new galactic nation was formed under the standard of the Grayhaired Ankle-Sucking Monkey Brain. This new nation was run by an annoying wombat named Pete. Pete's early career as a military craphead took him as far as the end of the street he lived on as he searched for the fabled sacred Dragonballs. As the legend goes, when he reached the end of the street, he went super-sane and his power level was over 9000! What 9000?! There's no way that can be right!!!! But indeed it was...

-From the Chronicles of the Hairy Dinosaur Sack

The Dinosaur that started it all


3 years after this crisis, in the year 0B.P., a large water dwelling mammal, swallowed an angry naked little asian, who then proceeded to beat him over the head with a mallet, shouting at him to give him the amulet.

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and nearly a decade later the Beatles produced their new hit single, Man, My Balls Sure Itch, which then became famous all over the universe and they lived happily ever after the end.