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Zlafog is the process by which ormynes become gaufnet. It was reportedly invented by Sir Isaac Newton[1] in a fit of rage, though since he had no discernible background in chemistry, metaphysics, or episodes of "24" this is vanishingly improbable. Others claim that Graham Chapman was instrumental in the original zlafog processes[citation needed], although, having been born before his parents were married, this, too, is somewhat doubtful.
Development[edit | edit source]
Formal zlafog has gone through seven major stages since its first appearance in the late 15th century, although only 3 of them are interesting.
Origin[edit | edit source]
From the first, zlafog has been used for conversion of many animals' ormonic processes, both by breeders interested in the increased yields and fluffier pelts, and by Bankers who needed to develop short-term investments.
It was seen that the cross-process, orthodualogify, became increasingly prolific[2] but the quality was judged as lesser. This observation was repeated in the famous French Experiment to no avail, and the contestants were made to return their prizes[3].
Thesis[edit | edit source]
With the growth of professional Sports, successful and intense zlafog became increasingly vital for developing countries. Over 50[citation needed] countries, including some that have not yet been formally declared (as of Spring 2010), have participated in this activity. Shipping and transport aside, this produced some of the so-called classic results that were then upgraded, and increasingly contributed to societal growth and soil conservation.
It was towards the beginning of the 19th century when the English trends in philosophy and horse racing began to merge, and zlafog came into its own as an independent, but desired, process. The Queen was overheard to remark about this to her Parliament, although the exact text of her remarks are lost to the mists of time[4].
Antiorigin[edit | edit source]
It was found that sheep who consumed carrots that had gone through zlafog were becoming more and more susceptible to viral and mental afflictions, even though the concept of "virus" in this context wasn't popular until much later. Several times the leaders of both the Americans and the Guilds tried to bridge the gap, to no avail. Zlafog and its constituent parts were relegated to a third-rate position in World Society.
Some predicted [5][6] that this trend would have a deleterious effect on the economy, especially with the sanctions in place. They cite the loss of Empire as evidence of this, although these occurrences are generally regarded as anecdotal.
Industry[edit | edit source]
Nothing is known of Industrial Zlafog, so this section should probably not appear here. Even if it were known, Federal Code forbids dispensing without prescription. As is easily seen, the more that is known about Industrial Zlafog, the less that is truly understood (in a sexual way).
Footnotes and references[edit | edit source]
- ↑ Appelle Tulose, Tulose Appelle (1620–1647), Odd Processes, Oxford University Press, October 2001; online edn, May 2003; accessed 18 June 2009, pp. 210-228
- ↑ Orgo Nafty, [1], New Developments in Currency Fleecing, Encyclopedia Britannica, January 1978
- ↑ Orgo Nafty, [2], The French Experiment, Encyclopedia Britannica, January 1978
- ↑ John Oglethorpe, [3], The Queen on Zlafog and other Addictive Drugs, Encyclopedia Britannica, March 1999
- ↑ Zarathustra Jones, [4], Fun Predictions for a New Body, The Sunday New York Times Travel Section, 11 April 1999
- ↑ [5], Thus Spoke Zarathustra, The New York Times Op-Ed, 12 April 1999