User:Organization of Super Intelligent Super Geniuses
The OoSISG for short, do not be fooled by the lack of creativity in the title, this organization consists of extremely intelligent people gathered from all over the world. This society is feared by all government agencies worldwide although the OoSISG has yet to show any signs that they may turn to world domination.
Members[edit | edit source]
Every member of the Organization of Super Intelligent Super Geniuses has frighteningly large amounts of intelligence, while it is unknown how one goes about becoming a new member you should keep in mind that if you are fit to join they most likely already know how Intelligent you are and they can even predict whither you want to join or not, it is not uncommon if they predict all this before you are even born.
there was a point in time in which finding a OoSISG member was simple as they were quite open to the public, however this soon proved a nuisance to them all when people started asking them stupid questions such as
- how are you so smart?
- my pencil won't work can you fix it?
- how long does it take for all the sand in an hourglass to get from one bulb to the other?
- why did the chicken cross the road?
- why did I cross the road?
- why are you ignoring me?
the questions got dumber and dumber every day until the Organization of Super Intelligent Super Geniuses decided to just go into hiding and never have to deal with them again.
Characteristics of an OoSISG Member[edit | edit source]
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As stated already every member possesses much more Intelligence than you can hope to have, it is also noted that many (but not all) of the members have Asperger Syndrome as they seem to choose people who have this most often.
A Day in the Life of an OoSISG[edit | edit source]
the rest of the world used to have no idea whatsoever about how an OoSISG member spent their time, however for a reason only known to OoSISG they decided publish some information about themselves on the internet through Wikipedia, however Wikipedia was to lame to accept any of it so OoSISG decided to create a user on the factually correct Uncyclopedia and publish their information there.
An OoSISG member spends most of his/her time with other OoSISG members, they entertain themselves in many ways but a great amount of time is spent increasing their intellect with methods only OoSISG members can comprehend.
Creation[edit | edit source]
The day the Organization of Super Intelligent Super Geniuses was created is unknown, however if you are OoSISG material (or an already existing member) you can most likely calculate the date of it's creation from this information alone.
Objectives[edit | edit source]
no one knows exactly what the OoSISG is after or what they are doing or why they collected so many intelligent people together, however the US government officials announced that "we know that they know that we don't know anything about them" other countries around the world agreed with this useless statement. It is also known that if OoSISG choose to they could gain world domination in a couple days, they also know this and they know that we know it (they even knew that we would know it before we knew it).
Aiding Society[edit | edit source]
Although their general location remains unknown they have both aided and hindered the events of the world unbeknownst by the world itself, here are some interesting examples you should know of.
- they forced world war one to occur
- they predicted world war two before world war one began
- they prevented world war three
- they predicted the creation of Spongebob
- they knew that Darth Vader would be Luke's father
- they started and ended world war nine in one day
- they prevented world wars four-eight from ever hypothetically existing
- they deleted the last statement, predicting that it would end the world if people knew it
- they aided the invention of chocolate
- they did lots of other stuff they decided not to tell you