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Who is the One Winged Angel?[edit | edit source]

The One Winged Angel is, of course, Sephiroth, in all of his purity.

Why do you continuously say "Sephiroth is my god"?[edit | edit source]

Because he is. God is uber. Perhaps more uber than that other God that stole my sneakers.

Who the hell is Sephiroth? Seriously, now, if you don't know who he is, don't bother asking.

But I want to know!!! Too bad.

What if someone puts a gun to my head and says "TELL ME WHO SEPHIROTH IS OR ELSE!"? Then you're screwed; good luck with that.

TELL ME WHO HE IS!!! Why?

Cause I want to know! Good for you.

What if I'm too n00by to go research it? Here's a clue: FINAL FANTASY.

What's Final Fantasy?' A video game, retard.

Do you like video games? Do clouds fly in the sky?

I dunno, do they? Okay, you can shut up now.