User:Ondo08

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Ondo08(right) at his 209th birthday with 208 year old Peri(left)

Ondo08 is famous for many things. Not only was he the main cause for WWII, the creation of the Empire State Building, God and Nokia. But he invented the most important thing to society, the iPhone27 (now with a screen as big as an A3 piece of paper it's super portable). It was a total failure as a phone due to complaints of it being to big and not be pocket size. It was then changed to a surf board with bluetooth, in which was highly successful.


Life Story[edit | edit source]

Ondo08 after Conversion to Apple Inc, Robotic organs which failed after the warranty ended(2 days)

Born in 1213 inside a Swedish Gypsy camp, ondo08 grow up as a sifter for KFC for the rich powder that is called ice to put inside Popcorn Chicken as the extra spice. When he was 798 years old he went to India so he could get a job for Telstra calling and annoying people over the phone.


Ondo08 on top of the bar at KFC


Welcoming party when ondo08 went to Singapore