User:Old Chatter Hand/The Z Partei

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Listen Worker! Trust in Z Blücher! He's one of yours!

The Z Partei ( 1981 - 1/28/1933) was a political party in the wild twenties of post Word War I Germany, ran into doom by Industrialists, Monopolists and Mad Scientists. The main goals of the Z Party were to establish an oligarchy out of the existing democracy, raising up a Zeppelin armada, build up a city called Metroplis and finally take over the world with hydrogen filled combat Zeppelins and volkswagonrobots.

For reaching this aim the party pursued a policy of total promotion. Most of the workers didn't show any interest in conquering the world by flying fantasies of mad scientists and rich extravagant people and voted Hitler instead. A disastrous flop was the name of the Party. The normal citizen was anxious about such an odd name. Z stands for Zentrum or Zeppelin an invention of Franz von Papen the chancellor that surrendered Germany to the Nazi party.

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Dr. Rautenberg explaining about his new Weizenbeer fueled Robot

The Rise of the Zentrum began in the early days of the second Reich or zweites Reich, not to be confused with the Third Reich. Every member of the inner party of the Z was privy to the real Plan of this crazed German fancy society, Take over World Power creating the überworker, drinking beer and jägermeister and bringing punctuality to everyone who's suffering in the coal mines, factories and Zeppelin shipyards! The concept grew from the monopolist tradition of talking about owning stock of the Count Zeppelin Ag while smoking pot and opium. When Germany topples in WW1 the Z party was silenced by a national Hero of ancient times. Germany established as a long-term tradition communism in Russia and capitulated! Now it had to pay allot of money. Someone opened a window of the Parliament and called out a republic, no one had an impression of what it takes to form a government nor a republic. Anything goes, that was the parole of the Z-Party in the early day of the new republic...

The time of World War One: Hindenburg and some other guy planning the destruction of france