User:NuclearWIN95
NuclearWIN95 is just what the alias sounds like, an IBM PC platform hob knobbed to run Microsoft Windows 95 over vastly superior technology. Due to its near endless Iridium power supply, it may never run out of batteries while the computer remains active unless it is pain stakingly removed via proper use of Gordon Freeman's wrench/crowbar hybrid melee multipurpose device.
Legendary passive abilities[edit | edit source]
He/It is mostly known for His/Its astounding technical ability to generate humor from even the slightest bit of visual input, allowing it a near limitless supply of stupid and over used, yet vaguely still topical and canon, jokes of mass destruction.
Upon fatality[edit | edit source]
When the highly advanced device of NuclearWIN95 is eventually rendered non-functional, due to a particularly 1337 Shatner flying kick to the Buhduss, the unit is known to cause an immense exporting microwave particle wave by absorbing the matter around itself during fatality. This Explosion is known to cause Over 9000 degree Beta burns, a slow and painful death-like state, and rather explosive diarrhea.
In other words, please do not mess with the machine. It is dangerous technology that is more then capable of killing your many babies, who are most likely too insignificant to put up much of a counter attack.
Links[edit | edit source]
God, don't you wish you had more links?
--NuclearWIN95 05:10, September 12, 2010 (UTC)