User:Not a mop

I’m not a mop. I’m a lawyer. My name is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I also like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

DOG FACT OF THE DAY

A Saint Bernards’s average dick length is 9.5 inches. Don’t you feel depressed that a dog has a bigger dick than you? Cause I do.