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No0bc4k35 was the first and only female member of the band Motorhead. She was also a founding member of Joy Division. Tom Jones admitted last year in a candid interview that he had in fact written every single one of his songs about No0bc4k35. She is a wonderful (V)0(V) and loving wife. She is kind to animals, except if they are l31k dragons or something deadly. She created Blizzard and actually came up with the idea for World of Warcraft while she was having a lucid dream. All your base are belong to her and she will Pwn jo0 in PvP. Unless, of course, Joo r higher lvl than her and in that case she'll get one of her 1337 friends to stealth up on your a55 and PWN JOOOOOOOOOO No0B! LOLOL! She is fluent in 1337 4nd c4n +yp3 1+ 4ppr0x. 40 wpm. Unl1k3 0+h3r 94m3rz 5h3 h45 4 l1f3, 4nd 4mb1+10n. On3 d4y 5h3 w1ll +4k3 0v3r +3h w0r1d. +h4+ 15 ri9h+ 4f+3r 5h3 r34ch35 1v1. 60. 4c+u411y, 4ft3r t3h The Burning Crusade com35 ou+, 5h3 wi11 b3 5+uck b3hind h3r d4mn c0mp +i11 1v1 70. 4nd +h3n +h3r35 t3h end g4m3 to +h1nk 4800+. Hmmm, m4yb3 Jo0 R > +h4n No0bc4k35 after all. Nvm...PFFT!!11!!1!1 J/K NEEEEWWWWB. --No0bc4k35 19:13, 13 November 2006 (UTC)