User:Nikau/Joan of Arc

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Joan of Arc
Joan 3.jpg
Joan, pictured with a bunch of naked babies to remind you how much of a pervert you are for imagining a 16 year old French girl in revealing armour.
Born6 January, c. 1412
Died30 May 1431 (aged approx. 19)
Feast DayServed well done.
BeatifiedYes. With pointy sticks.
CanonizedNo. Only because they didn't have gunpowder yet.

In the worst case of workplace sexism the world had yet seen, Joan was burned at the stake.

Joan, pointing out the courtesan who pinched her butt.
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