User:NightProwler

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Thats my pet cat. Isn't he cute?.

“I would say he's rather strange.”
~ Capitain Understatement on NightProwler

“Can't have Slaughter without Laughter!”
~ NightProwler on his sanity

Hello <insert name here>, It seems you have found my userpage. Not that it was lost or something, but now that your here, Congratulations!. Now listen to my story...

I, NightProwler, am just a normal person who is a user on Uncyclopedia. I spend my time here editing articles that need my help. When I am not here, I am mostly at School, or just chilling at home, listening to my music, or watching my favorite show.

That is my story. Still here? Good for you. Heres a Cookie. You can go now.

Really, there are plenty of things you can do instead of read this page. Here, let me name a few...

Read an Article[edit | edit source]

A Chestburster Kitten! Cool eh?.

Seriously, there are dozens are articles that are more interesting then this. Here are some of them:

Play a Game[edit | edit source]

Dark Corridor Score: 0 Moves: 1

You are standing in a dark corridor. At one end of the Corridor, there is darkness. There is most likely a Grue there. At the other end is a door.

> OPEN DOOR
You open the door, and find yourself in in a open field. At the other side of the field is a Masked Figure carring an AK-47.

> APPROCH FIGURE
You approch the Masked Figure. He greets you. "I have been waiting for you,<insert name here>. Follow me."

> FOLLOW FIGURE
You follow him, and he leads you down a trail into the forest. The trail leads you to a cliff wall. In the cliff wall are three caves.

> ASK ABOUT CAVES
The Masked Figure points to the caves and says "The Cave on the left will take you to the Zork Dungeon. The Cave in the middle will lead you to The Abyss. Follow the right Cave, and you will be taken to Grueslayer."