User:Nepharski

The factual accuracy of this article is absolutely indisputable.

Who are you going to trust: this Uncyclopedia article, or your lying eyes?

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The Man Behind the Confusion

The purpose of this article/profile is obviously moot, as Nepharski does not, by any stretch of the imagination, actually exist. He is merely a figment of your Vitimin C deficiency. Assuming he did exist, he would no doubt contribute articles and alterations of a clever persuasion, be absolutely indisputable (See above), and generally write about himself in the third-person.

Notable Works of (Dis)Intrest

• Five O'Clock Shadow of the Colossus
• Everyone else