User:Nebetsu

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Nebetsu[edit | edit source]

Nebetsu is a diety that roams around the internet looking for some sort of something to entertain his many skills and abilities. His name alone generates 12,400 results in the famous internet search engine, Google. He has many talents and abilities that he expresses for a short time and then quickly gets tired of. In the past, he has created webcomics, rom hacks, forums, web sites, flame wars, and other fun things on the internet.

Zelda Fan Game Central[edit | edit source]

This is one of the first places that Nebetsu has visited. Cleverly disguised as a random, flailing noob, he destroyed the SPAM forum. Instead of making a lot of spammy posts like everyone else, he saw outside of the box and made spammy topic after spammy topic. They were annoying and they were deadly. Flame wars erupted and the SPAM forum was quickly shut down. It was a long time before one was reinstated and, even then, there is a rule against making many topics. He befriended Kcaz64 and Ripped and together made a forum called Nebland. Many people escaped there to run away from the dictatorship rule of some of the admins at ZFGC.

Nebetsu was once actually banned from Zelda Fan Game Central, but snuck in as a Digimon fanboy and convinced the users of ZFGC to demand that he get his first account reinstated.

Webcomics[edit | edit source]

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Nebetsu has made two failed webcomic series in his lifetime. Three if you count Lon Lon Cheese. His first creation was When Worlds Collide. It was about Link getting plunged face first into a Final Fantasy environment. Just like Zelda Comic, it had it's moments, but on the whole, it was lame and not funny. The next one was for Nebetsu's forum, Nebland. These were called Nebland comics. It featured Nebetsu on his quest to destroy some narrator. It was funnier than When Worlds Collide, but still wasn't that funny. And we won't get into Lon Lon Cheese

All Your Lunch[edit | edit source]

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Nebetsu is responsible for the dreaded All Your Lunch gif. He got bored and spent about an hour edited all the pictures in the All Your Base gif. Not much more can be said about it, so lets move on.

Rom Hacking[edit | edit source]

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Nebetsu has been interested in rom hacking for a long time. He has tried to translate Chrono Trigger into L337, but quickly grew bored. He made half of a Super Mario Bros hack before getting bored and returning to annoying people on forums.

Nebland[edit | edit source]

Nebland is Nebetsu's domain. Home to many things: Webcomics, stories, forums, and now a shoutbox. It is where Nebetsu resides and is basically his home on the internet. This is an important place for him and must be known well. In the past it was a place where people from ZFGC hid to try and say what they wanted about certain admins at ZFGC. Currently, he posts bits of his insane writings and keeps his forum there. The forum has a battle system which Nebetsu promises to expand upon. There has been 4 different Neblands in the past. One has been on an Invisionfree forum. Then Nebetsu got ahold of the Acmlm Board code and used that as a base. He used v1.92 of the code for Nebland 2.0. Then he updated to v1.A2 because of it's increase in security patches and Nebland 3.0 was born. Then Nebetsu wiped out all the posts and users out of spite of his exgirlfriend and added a battle system. That's how the current Nebland 4.0 forum came to be.

Nebland 5.0 is currently in the works. It's current URL is www.nebland.net. Although it is still in pre-pre-pre alpha stages. The forums aren't even set up. His plan is to create a fully functional and awesome battle system using a more secure, SMF forum.

Poetry[edit | edit source]

Nebetsu has always been a fan of writing poetry. He has been writing poems for quite some time and has been posting them on Poetry Critical. He'll randomly post his poems on forums if he believes that they are good. His profile, along with his poems can be found here. His poetry style can be described like his writing style: It's basically the same as whatever he's reading or listening to at the time.

Rantings Of An Old Man From The DOS Ages[edit | edit source]

This was one of Nebetsu's funnier projects. Even if it was a Maddox ripoff. The website looked exactly like QuickBasic 4.5, which is an old DOS programming language for making old DOS programs and games. He ranted about various things. One good example was how to survive a pool party even if you didn't know how to swim. It insulted the reader by saying that he should have noticed that corpses float better than people who can't swim and then proceeded to tell the reader on good ways to pretend (or really become) a corpse. Another criticised Gandalf's ability and implied that if Frodo had a flashlight, there would be no use for the wizard. It was one of Nebetsu's more popular and more successful projects.