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“I want to cum inside Fluttershy.”
Ponyfags not to be confused with "Cloppers", which are not Ponyfags at all, but ponyfags, are usually dudes or dudes, known as "dudes", that love the TV show My Little Penis.
Origin[edit | edit source]
Around 2010, Lauren Foxorgy, Craig McCrackhead's wife, raped 1500 horses. 69 months later MLP was born. (Craig McCrackhead made Bloo's Home, and The Powerpuff Girls, which doesn't contribute to the show quality)
Behaviour and habitat[edit | edit source]
Usually Bat Fuck Insane, the typical brony is a guy or boy from ages 1-101. They are unknowing of the "Outer Public". Despite popular belief, they are mostly fat, lonely 40-year old men.
Glossary[edit | edit source]
- Clop: Fapping to pony Rule 34, practiced by furries.
- Pegasister:Female whore. Lauren Faust is one.
- Insane Hobo:Any furry that dares invade Brony territory. Usually these will turn into bronies after a week due to the show's surprising amount of plot.
- Pork:A thing similar to a sex doll, best cleaned with 2 litres of Kool-aid.