User:NeXT/Ponyfags

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“I want to cum inside Fluttershy.”

~ /mlp/ on Fluttershy

Ponyfags not to be confused with "little girls", which are not ponyfags at all, but innocent girls, are usually dudes or dudes, known as "perverts", that love the TV show My Little Pony.


Origin[edit | edit source]

Around 2010, Lauren Fonybaloney, Craig McCrackhead's wife, fucked the G1 ponies. 20 months later MLP was born. (Craig McCrackhead made Bloo's Home, and The Powerpuff Girls, which doesn't contribute to the show quality)

Behaviour and habitat[edit | edit source]

ponyfags think this is sexy.

Usually Bat Fuck Insane, the typical brony is a guy or boy from ages 1-101. They are unknowing of the "Outer Public". Despite popular belief, they are mostly fat, lonely 40-year old men.

Glossary[edit | edit source]

  • Clop: Fapping to pony Rule 34, practiced by furries.
  • Pegasister:Female whore. Lauren Faust is one.
  • Furrynik:Any furry that dares invade Brony territory. Usually these will turn into brotatoes after a week due to the show's surprising amount of plot.
  • Brotato:Furry version of horny men.
  • Pork:Delicious meat.

See also[edit | edit source]