User:NFS Kagami Hiiragi/The Axles of Elvis

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“What the hell?”

~ Prime Minister Yuyuko from Thailand on Axles of Elvis

“Is this even a country?”

~ Meiling on being called China

The Alxes of Elvis is a country in the middle of the Alanticanian Ocean, part of Spain and Denmark. Unfortunitaly it got sunk in year 2400 due to the Missile Problem of 2399.

Taking back to the past
The past
Axles of Elvis
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Flag Coat of Arms
Motto: Guns poison people, Roses kill people.
Anthem: Rocks and Guns
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CapitalAveoli
Largest cityPain
Official language(s)Notes, Rocks
GovernmentDenmarking
‑ KingArthur
Ethnic groupsMusicians
National Hero(es)Rolling Rock
Established2222
CurrencyEllars
ReligionMichel Jordan
Major exportsMuslim Music

The Axis of Evil vs The Axles of Elvis War[edit | edit source]

The Axis of Evil, 50 years after seeing it's creation declared war on it. The war was mostly fought with guns and rocks. Unfortunately it all ended by a bang from a guitar. Nowon won the war.

Culture[edit | edit source]

They had none, it was short lived. The country only had music from the old times. No food, government or anything.

Music[edit | edit source]

The music was unpopular. All it was Elvis singing. He cloned himself but too much that some even appeared in Las Venturas, San Andreas.

End of Axles of Elvis[edit | edit source]

It got destroyed by the Missile Problem in 2399 and Elvis and all his clones got destroyed. Missile Problem was caused by a Lao person messing up a Missile with wires

See Also[edit | edit source]