User:NESluver/Blacktoon Network
Blacktoon Network is a highly successful spinoff of the popular network Cartoon Network. Hannah-Barbara began to realize that none of their shows had black people except for Pokemon and The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, both of which nobody watches anymore. So they decided to make a black-friendly network with shows that appeal to an african-american audience. Many people believed that Blacktoon Network was only created to combat Niggerlodeon. If so, then GREAT! Fuck that network! IT SUCKED! IT GOES OF THE AIR SOMETIMES TO FORCE KIDS TO ACTUALLY GO OUTSIDE!! WHAT ABOUT THE AGORAPHOBIC ONES?? Blacktoon Network is the shit! YO!
List of Blacktoon Network Shows[edit | edit source]
During the ten years which it reigned supreme, Blacktoon Network has aired black-friendly programming that clearly outshone its competetor Niggerlodeon.
- Scooby Doo Wop Shoobidy Bop - A show that deals with mysteries. It features a pimp ass dog and his two male sluts and two big ass hoes. Most mysteries always wound up being Michael Jackson or OJ Simpson behind a mask, but one episode had a flying 1970's-era zombie that begged da hos to get down on their knees to please. Scooby Doo Wop Shoobidy Bop also slapped his hos often.
- What Up Scooby Doo Wop Shoobidy Bop? - A poorly filmed remake of the original show, but with more use of Angel Dust and pimp canes.
- Code: NIGGA - A series featuring some jail-baked black ass kids who fight in a virtual world. They must stop N.S.M.B. (Nigga Stole My Bike) from taking over the world...or at least Harlem...
- I Am Horny Nigga! - A spinoff of Cowswa & Kentuckistan Fried Chicken, with a nigga vs. Your Mom.
- Honkiemon - An anime that nobody can believe is still on the air. Tash must collect all 150 Honkiemon and stop the Rocket Gang from shootin' up their home
- Pimp Titans - A show that tries to look like an anime but fails.
- Xiaolin Throwdown - A story about a black kid who teams up with a white, asian, and alien to save the world. The main goal is to colllect the Smack Dat Foo, special guns that can cap anyone. If two people touch the Smack Dat Foo at the same time, they must enter a Xiaolin Throwdown, in which the person who throws down the phattest moves wins.
- Urkel 10 - Ten Urkels, one battle to save the world...pretty self-explanatory...
- Class of Niggas - A hardcore gangster rap music star comes back to the hood to teach kids at a "hood school" rap music. Stars Snoop Dogg and Andre 3000.
- Codename: Nigs Next Door - A show that revolves around hundreds of black kids who defend Harlem from the white devils.
- Courage the Pimping Dawg - Does Courage have the nads to save his hoes from strange occurences? Such as walking chickens, corn muffins, and evil watermelons.
- Cowisha and Kentuckistan Fried Chicken - A series that shows small shorts of a black cow who has to control her stereotypes and try not to eat her brother Kentuckistan Fried Chicken.
- Dexter's Lobotomy - A smart black kid tries to invent a way to fry chicken, but his hoe, Dee-Lana, keeps eating all da chicken.
- Nig, Nigg n Nigga - Revolves around the story of three black kids growing up in a gangsta neighborhood. They try desperatly to be cool but get shot at the end.
- Fairly Black Parents - Italy only
- Honkie Con Carney - A short lived series about how OJ Simpson commands an army of OJ Simpsons to kill Nicole Brown Simpson.
- The Grim Adventures of Barry and Miranda - When the white devil becomes friends with two black kids, racial profiling and watermelon-chasing comedy ensues.
- The Powerslut Girls - Down in Hoesville, Tara Reid, Brittney Murphy, and Paris Hilton must protect the city from pimps and whores. Unfortunately, this show literally featured white people. Thus, it was cancelled.
- High High Puffing Marijuana - The story of Queen Latifa and Whoopi Goldberg's adventures across the world as they sing songs and get high! ALL THE DOPE YOU CAN SMOKE!
- Foster's Orphanage for Poor Little Niggers - The story of a young boy who makes lots of friends at a black orphanage. At the show's finale in 4343, all the orphans died of an Orgasm Attack.
- The Life and Times of Jamal Ali - In a world where monsters are free to taunt black citizens with chicken and waffles, it is up to Jamal Ali to keep it in order.
- My Gym Partner's a Honkie - When some retards at his school mistake his name for a black kid's name, Jimmy Blackman-Negroponte-Boone-Koon is sent to an all-black school. Jimmy is a Honkie with a Nigger for a gym partner. His gym partner likes to smack Jimmy in the face with his cock.
- Jackson Boy - A show that was immediately cancelled. It featured various scenes of ass-rape between a young boy an Michael Jackson.
- Samurai Tyrone - The adventures of Tyrone Brown, a samurai traversing through another world to get back home to his hos while wandering around doing nothing but killin' white men working for his nemesis, Abu. All while Fucking White Women and not calling them back.
- Atomic Biatch - A story about a black ho named Shaniqua who stole some fried chicken that was filled with radiation from some white science lab, ate it, and became one big, fat bitch. Includes recurring themes where she must save New Orleans from George "Whitey" Bush and his league of crackers, who wants to drown Louisiana by "hurricanizing" the place. She teams up with a wiley Hispanic, Carlos, but he gets shot by some Colombian drug lords.
- Dragonball G - A show about a of a one of a kind saiyen nigga named froku. this show is for niggas that experiment with drugs,and how to find the 7 dragon nigga elements, witch include, fried chicken, waffles, watermelon, grape juice, etc. This show was created by Mel Gibson and the NWACP. the reason the NWACP have a part of this is becuase to many niggas are complaining, that there is not enough shows for niggers.
The Cowisha and Kentuckistan Fried Chicken Controversey[edit | edit source]
In 5123, a controversey over the popular Cowisha and Kentuckistan Fried Chicken television show had arrisen. When the pilot episode aired, it featured masturbating lesbians and hardcore, NC-17 rated porn. While the black kids didn't mind, a white kid had an orgasm attack from watching it. The parents say, "It was just too hardcore for him. He's not a black person, who fucks every day, he's a white kid, who's lucky enough to actually GET lucky. The studio was fined eleventy billion dollars plus tax. Since then, Cowisha and Chicken was taken off the air, only to be available on DVD and BluRay later on.