User:Mr. George/Liz Truss
Lazy Liz "Ms. Trust" Truss (born 26 July, 1975) is a Tory who served as Prime Minister of the United Condom for no shorter than a month after her forerunner, Boris Johnson, was given the sack for doing nothing but faffing around with the Conservative Party and Britain as a whole for three years straight. Her premiership began on September 6, 2022, the Tories having heard her so-called pledge involving special deliveries which turned out to regard nothing but erratic U-turns, about-faces, and disputes. Truss, now with too much on her insignificant plate amidst such a crisis, henceforth, instead of playing treason via nuking Britain into oblivion as planned prior to her incumbency [1], ended up serving the shortest tenure of any British PM in the land's history - pompously asserting her resignation which occurred on October 20th. A sentient chunk of lettuce by the name of Rishi Sunak assumed its status as Prime Minister shortly after.