User:Mr. Briggs Inc./Smash Mouth
“Dem white boyz can groove”
Smash Mouth is a dysfunctional 60's-ripoff band dedicated to undermining all that is rolled and rocking in the music industry. They released only one good song, "Mall Star," dedicated to the difficulty in failing to receive a head injury in SportChek from stumbling on soccer balls and slipping on foozballs. Using the hillions they received in royalties from the single, they constructed an enormous lounge facility in outer space. Most of the time since they organized in 1984 was spent slouching about the Astro Lounge, but more recently they have gone on tours reprising their less garbagey singles in support of the smashed mouth cause.
The band is the most correctly named of all one-hit wonders, as it took only one baseball's ricochet to permanently disfigure their faces, hence the name.
Singles[edit | edit source]
- Mall Star
- Lymph Biscuit
- Stalking Someone's Son
- Groanmobile at 6:00 PM
- The No-Soap Radio
Addiction[edit | edit source]
Around the world, people have become inflicted with an addiction to Smash Mouth. While it has died down, the problem is still spreading to the people of the world. During the filming of his movie, The Incredible Hulk was addicted. Some Speculate this is why the movie suffered.
Lyrics to Mall Star[edit | edit source]
Somebody once told me the stores'll overcharge me I'm not the smartest jock in the world. The saleswoman was looking nasty With the frumpy white carpet unfurled. [Chorus] Hey now, you're a mall star Do your shopping, go pay. Hey now, you're a porn star, Take your clothes off, get laid. All I wanted was some soccer But now I just want to clock her. She smiled and pulled a switch Which dropped balls on me; that jerk. [Repeat Chorus 18x]