User:Mr. Briggs Inc./A pack of wild dogs

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You wake up in bed, where you find yourself strapped to the hood of a car being driven by a pack of wild dogs rapidly through town.

You wake up in bed with a pack of wild dogs who proceed to tear you apart while you sleep.

You blow out the candles on your birthday cake, after which a pack of wild dogs burst out of it and tear you apart.

(Cue Phantasm theme)