User:Mr.Vib/Telephone Service
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HELLO!
Welcome to the telephone service for Uncyclopedia: your one-stop shop for everything crappy AND funny at the same time!
If this is your first time calling our service, please stay on the line and listen for all our options before pressing any buttons. This way, you can avoid acting like a complete douche, and I won't have to hate you forever. If you can't do this, then maybe you don't deserve to visit this site.
- For English, Press 1.
- Para Español, Presaré 2.
- Shitty shitty shitty French, shitty 3.
- CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK, CLICK CLICK.