User:Mr-ex777/Chuck Norris destroys Mr. T's dimension, world explodes
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22 April 2014
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Uncyclopedia--In order to show the world that Don't fuck with Chuck, Chuck Norris had launched an attack against his archnemesis, Mr. T in his (Mr. T's) dimension. All Chuck Norris did is to put a "WRYYYY" pose and scream to the skies, and Mr. T's dimension explodes and creates an impulse that is so powerful that any planet touches it explodes, including earth itself. The solar system is destroyed in 0.7 seconds and it created a supernova called "Chuck Norris' unfunny ass" that is full of the worst uncyclopedian in-jokes known to humanity. And Chuck has proved himself the term "Don't fuck with Chuck" again, as he will fuck you up.
The witnesses include:
Here are the quotes of the witnesses:
“It's FANTASTIC!”
“IT DESTROYED MY REICH”
“MY WORLD!!!!!1111111”
“This is so heavenly, that it is like i witnessed the creation of uncyclopedia!!!”
“It's the bukakke of the century!”
However, Mr. T later revealed that he escaped, as he pitied the fool who made the explosion. Still, he was stunned by the event!
