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Provisional poster for the abandoned movie adaptation
LFR board.jpg

Claygate is the fictional village* at the heart of the board game Last Few Remaining ...⑱. The village is heavily populated by brats – spoilt, feckless young adults with a Mercedes, wealthy parents, and no need to work – and the undead – the employed and retired people living out their final years.

The subtitle of the game, which appears just above the map on the boards, is a quasi-biblical quotation:

15Tell it not in Her-Sham;
weep ye not at all;
in Tha-Mes-Di-Tun for your transgressions,
roll thyself in the dust.
THE BOOK OF ESHER, CHAPTER V

The scenario for the game is that a small, elite, self-appointed group of individuals has taken control of the village to prevent the occurrence of anything interesting. Players have to cope with committees, tree wardens, three layers of local government, community police officers and the Gardening Society, in order to achieve their objectives.

Some of the cards that are randomly drawn during the game

2013: The Village Fights Back[edit | edit source]

The local newspaper when there were still local newspapers