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Sharology[edit | edit source]
What is Sharology? Well it's the Religion of Shar, a woman who is of awesomeness and lazyness. This religion believes in the simple life, being laid-back and down right lazy. There's no full on worship - cause who can be bothered? - no singing, bowing down or chanting etc, just being lazy and following the lazy riturals.
What are the riturals you ask?[edit | edit source]
- Drinking Vodka and (Regal) Cola from Aldi's, cause it tastes like oranges, only once a day
- Sleeping whenever you please
- Doing whatever you please as long as its not stupid
- Keeping your life simple, fun and hassel free
What shouldn't you do?[edit | edit source]
- Don't party and drink all the time, its bad and not lazy
- Don't do drugs, we all know its silly
- Do not become a smoker (once a month to two months is fine though, got to keep those lungs healthy!)
- Boys can not hit girls, girls can hit boys and same sex hitting is allowed, bashing is not allowed
- and some other stuff
What am I allowed to do that religions say I can't?[edit | edit source]
- Children before marrage
- The act of having chilren BUT ONLY WITH PARTNERS YOU LOVE, if you don't love them stay out of their pants.
- You don't have to get married at all, with or without kids :)
- You're allowed to swear, drink, be lazy and put yourself first
- There are no riturals to perform that are stupid, just your vodka and coke!
- You're allowed to use Shar's name in vain.. eg. Oh my Shar! (bahahaha)
- You're allowed to hate people that hurt you, such as backstabbing friends, ex boyfriends and awful parents
- You're allowed to start verbal fights (boys can not hit girls, girls can hit boys and same sex hitting is allowed, bashing is not allowed)
Is there anything you have to do to make Shar happy? Why yes, there is:[edit | edit source]
- Be lazy
- Be happy
- Eat
- Drink
- Being a good and lazyish friend and lover
- Remember Shar
- Always make friends and spread the word but don't force em into it
- Hate people that hurt you
Any questions just contact Minty102 (if that is possible I do not know... I may make an addy for this :)