User:MiniOreo

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Dialing… Verifying username and password… Shit! This user contributes using dial-up! This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) pirates do it till you walk the plank. Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

Here's what we're all waiting for:

Time till Mahmoud Ahmadinejad turns us all into nuclear dust:

'cuz once we're all blown up we won't be able to NCMO around any more!