User:Mfalk162a/Bush Loses Hand (And Mind Again)
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13 November 2007
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Bush was at a dinner on a date with the corpse of Cleopatra last night. “I just wanted to try a different type of dating, dating dead things you know, then everything went wrong,” the beloved President George W. Bush said in the morning after his date. He was trying to feel the body of Cleopatra when suddenly the corpse decided it did not want to date the beloved President, and it cut his hand off. “My hand hurt,” Bush said afterwards. Was the President hallucinating, or did this really happen? That is unknown because his hand will be put to just as much good as his brain. In other words, it as just as good to our country whether the President has a hand or not. “Tomorrow night I’m going to date a microscopic worm so then I’m dating someone just as smart as me!” Bush said excitedly.
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