User:Meteshjj/archive

This user page is incredibly stupid. Extended viewing may cause nausea, vomiting, constipation, fish, telephone, taco, pickle, anal seepage, low gas milage, blindness, more constipation, Chuck Norris roudhouse kicking you, Mike Tyson biting your ears off, yet another bout of constipation, Tom Cruise beligerantly assalting your living room furniture on national television, pants, or all of the above.

Hammer time!

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Hi, this is JJmetesh, and I have a lot of free time. Yay free time!

Some things you all should care about:

• Led Zeppelin

• Create the friggin' Fred the Monkey page again!

• The Simpsons

• Family Guy

• Mario

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This user completely enjoys pie

This is not a real award. Those of you dumb enough to think I deserve one should be keel-hauled

Yay spinning!!

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I like cheese

"Dear Tom Cruise, Your lack of belief in the existence of clinical depression tells me one thing: you didn’t spend $10. to see War Of The Worlds. If vitamins can possibly help me out of this spiraling funk, please let me know which ones. Dinos? Pebbles? Freds? Please, I’m crying out for help." - Alton Brown, Food Network host of Good Eats and Iron Chef America

How do you like them apples, Tommy?

Look at those potatoes

Wimpy the fat Hamburger guy from popeye I think. Maybe not. I'm not entirely sure, but he has a striking resemblance. Still, he could be someone else. Like Curtis Conrad. Who smells of rotten fish. He is the antichrist, which is bad. He also eats like a horse and claims superiority to Chuck Norris. Which we all know is wrong. ♪Do Do Do♪. Am I still typing? I guess I forgot to stop. oh well. I have nothing better to do. Curtis smells like feet!!