User:Merc70/Compy

Compy Inc., or Compy, is a family owned business running in Strongbadia that has been operating since Circa 1241. Compy Inc. is more notable through their line of Home Computers and line of notebooks, notably the Lappy 486, that are power-machines built for speed, agility, and the ability to go from 0 to 60 kb/s in 42 minutes. The newer models run the worlds most advanced Operating System known as DOS.

Ad for the Lappy 486 which appeared in Newspapers in 1932

History

In Circa 1240, Steven McJqualskey, had an idea to create a line of machines that were to simplify the way of life. Many thought of him to be crazy and insane, so they sent him to the Fun House. Little did others know was that he was creating blueprints using nothing more than his own urine to draw the designs on the walls. When he was released 69 years later, he became too old to construct it himself, and later died from Kitten Huffing. His son Jeffry McJqualskey created what was known as the first computer of his times using the blueprints that he found in his dads room. From then on, Compy Inc. has released over 666 different products ranging from Microwaves, to Laptops and Vibrators.

Computers

Some of their top of the line desktop computers include the Tandy 400 and the Compy 386 and notebook computers that include the Lappy 486.

Hardware

The top-of-the-line machines include some of the fastest processors including, but not limited to:

• 2MB Harddrive
• 512K RAM
• Technicolor "Several" editions Color monitor.

The Lappy 486 features:

• Ultra slim, portable design and weight of only 42 Pounds (lbs.)
• Unheard of 5 minute battery life.

Sky Blue Screen Of Death

"Flagrant System Error" is one of many error messages found on the DOS, it is usually known as the SBSOD The message that usually follows is: "The System is down. I dont know what you did, moron, but you screwed everything up"